“Girl Tries to Rape Me So I Rape Her”: July Search Terms
It’s official: I’m a contendah. With last month’s analytics info in, I’m in the running for the Manosphere’s Most Fucked Up Search Strings, the competition that nobody asked for but we participate in...
View ArticleLife During Peacetime: Part One
“Wow, I didn’t know your hometown was this big!” “How big did you think it was?” “You made it sound like it was some small town.” “It is a small town. Population’s something like 150,000 people....
View ArticleLife During Peacetime: Part Two
Read First: Life During Peacetime: Part One “AAAAAAHHH!” I felt something heavy landing on my chest; my room is completely pitch black at night when the light is off, so I went straight into panic...
View ArticleLife During Peacetime: Part Three
Read First: Life During Peacetime: Part Two “What’s wrong?” “Leave me alone!” Audrey was sitting on the couch quietly sobbing. My inner paranoiac continued to gloat. That’s what you get for sticking...
View ArticleLife During Peacetime: Part Four
Read First: Life During Peacetime: Part Three I couldn’t sleep at all that night. Audrey had passed out almost instantly, rolling over on top of my shoulder in some unconscious display of possession....
View ArticleLife During Peacetime: Epilogue
Read First: Life During Peacetime: Part Four “… and then I left the airport.” “Holy shit dude. Where do you find these girls?” “I don’t. They find me.” “I don’t get it.” Rich took a swig from his...
View ArticleWhy I Hate the Day After Thanksgiving
NOTE: This is one of my favorite In Mala Fide articles, originally published on November 29, 2010. Presenting the best of Black Friday 2010. Or at least what I think is the best. I wouldn’t know. I...
View ArticleWhy I’ve Decided to Kill Myself
It’s time for me to come clean: I’ve been lying to you. I’ve been telling you that I have a job, that I’m nearly making enough from my blog and books to live independently, that I get laid. All of it...
View ArticleReturn of the Red Pill Princess
Please welcome back our very special guest contributor: Red Pill Princess. Hai everybody! After a long hiatus, I’m back to enlighten the manosphere with my pearls of feminine wisdom! ;) Admit it: you...
View ArticleWhy I’m Going to Lesotho
I’ve been back in the U.S. for nearly six months now and it’s time for a new adventure overseas. I’m still moving to Chicago at the end of the month, but even with the constant hailstorm of bullets...
View ArticleFirearms Training with Bernard Chapin
Yesterday, Bernard Chapin (host of Chapin’s Inferno) and I went out to the shooting range for a bit of fun. I had him record a montage of me firing various types of pistols. Watch it below: You can...
View ArticleWhere Lena Dunham Does it, it’s Legal
Lena Dunham made a shocking revelation on Twitter earlier this week. This is a quick little video I made about it. Remember to subscribe to my YouTube channel for more updates. Read Next: My Response...
View ArticleMatt Forney Tries Jeppson’s Malört
Last year, on my 27th birthday, my friends decided to introduce me to the Chicago tradition of drinking Jeppson’s Malört, an alcoholic beverage designed for people who think absinthe is for pussies....
View ArticleDance Lessons with Aaron Clarey
Last night, I met up with my friend Aaron Clarey (aka Captain Capitalism), and we went for a few drinks at the Green Mill, a famous jazz club in uptown Chicago. While we were there, he decided to show...
View ArticleAaron Clarey Watches 2 Girls 1 Cup
Earlier this week, when I met up with him in Chicago, Aaron Clarey promised me he’d watch 2 Girls 1 Cup for the first time and let me film him. (He didn’t know what it was.) Today, he made good on...
View ArticleExon Spectra, Synthwave and the Rebirth of Right-Wing Culture
NOTE: Exon Spectra paid me to write this review of his music. If you’re interested in hiring me for a writing or editing project, click here. I used to do music reviews and commentary fairly often,...
View ArticleWhy I Hate the Day After Thanksgiving
NOTE: This is one of my favorite In Mala Fide articles, originally published on November 29, 2010. Presenting the best of Black Friday 2010. Or at least what I think is the best. I wouldn’t know. I...
View ArticleWhy I’ve Decided to Kill Myself
It’s time for me to come clean: I’ve been lying to you. I’ve been telling you that I have a job, that I’m nearly making enough from my blog and books to live independently, that I get laid. All of it...
View ArticleReturn of the Red Pill Princess
Please welcome back our very special guest contributor: Red Pill Princess. Hai everybody! After a long hiatus, I’m back to enlighten the manosphere with my pearls of feminine wisdom! ;) Admit it: you...
View ArticleWhy I’m Going to Lesotho
I’ve been back in the U.S. for nearly six months now and it’s time for a new adventure overseas. I’m still moving to Chicago at the end of the month, but even with the constant hailstorm of bullets...
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